umop ap!sdn wrote:OK the silence has gone on long enough! :P
A set of identical twins was put up for adoption. One went to Spain and became Juan; the other went to Arabia and became Amal. After 20 years Juan tracked down his birth parents and visited. When he left, his mother said "I wonder how our other son is doing. Wouldn't you like to see him?" "Whatever for," replied the father, "once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."
umop ap!sdn wrote:OK the silence has gone on long enough! :P
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Didn't I just see this one somewhere?
hippietrekx wrote:Hark! I shall make a new "hot!" avatar featuring the one, the only Lt. Moosedoom. Should be up within the week!
Dragon Star wrote:hippietrekx wrote:Hark! I shall make a new "hot!" avatar featuring the one, the only Lt. Moosedoom. Should be up within the week!
St. Jimmy wrote:You're labeled Hot on my avatar! Isn't that good enough for you! :P :wink:
teri tait wrote:The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.
umop ap!sdn wrote:Hehe.
I feel like telling naughty jokes.
There once was a man from Woonsocket
Who stuck his c*** in a socket
Some son of a bitch
Turned on the switch
And he took off like a rocket.
Dragon Star wrote:St. Jimmy wrote:You're labeled Hot on my avatar! Isn't that good enough for you! :P :wink:
No, and put that back in your pants.
hippietrekx wrote:Dragon Star wrote:St. Jimmy wrote:You're labeled Hot on my avatar! Isn't that good enough for you! :P :wink:
No, and put that back in your pants.
Don't tell me you're pouting now....
teri tait wrote:What's crappanin' in Arizona?! I heard on the news 6 people took over a high school and there's a standoff, right now!
umop ap!sdn wrote:teri tait wrote:What's crappanin' in Arizona?! I heard on the news 6 people took over a high school and there's a standoff, right now!
I read about it here before catching it on the news.
I hope the whistle blower gets out unharmed.
teri tait wrote:umop ap!sdn wrote:teri tait wrote:What's crappanin' in Arizona?! I heard on the news 6 people took over a high school and there's a standoff, right now!
I read about it here before catching it on the news.
I hope the whistle blower gets out unharmed.
But what do they want? What is the purpose of taking over a high school? Do they have demands? A mission statement? Or was it spur of the moment?
Since its on reservation land, is local/federal law enforcement involved?
I know when the few times I've handled claims from losses that occurred on indian land, there's a whole different set of rules to go by.
BTW have you seen any of those medicine circles? My mom told me they're pretty neat.
umop ap!sdn wrote:I haven't, but I'll say something on here if I do. :D
Going over the last several pages, I see a pattern. This may be my undoing, but I'm gonna try anyway. Counterassassination attempt: I think Lance is trying to kill me with the word blood.
*scrunches eyes shut and waits for the sound of a gunshot...*
umop ap!sdn wrote:I believe it's #2... unless I've killed any targets in between, which would reset the counter.
umop ap!sdn wrote:I think Lance is trying to kill me with the word blood.
hippietrekx wrote:Hey, Lance, what scent is your conditioner?
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