^ When you arrive early, and see the chef out back netting rats. ^
{Usual apologies to Thais, chefs, restaurants, rats, and Mactep.}
ETA: Not necessarily in that order.
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche