hippietrekx wrote:I jumped on a couch! Am I a scientoligist?
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:What are the benefits of being a scientologist (besides jumping on sofas)?
Lonewulf wrote:Getting to join the Sea Org! On the contract you sign, it basically says (summarized... though there's not a whole lot to summarize...)
"You're our bitch for a billion years. Hope you love the afterlife!"
teri tait wrote:Wow, it sounds like selling your soul to the devil. They own you for a billion years?!?
Lance wrote:You're a Scientologist!
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